- Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
- Me: no
- Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser
when i was little i actually questioned why girls were supposed to cross their legs and when i was told “because boys will look up your skirt” i said “then tell boys not to look up our skirts” and my grandma got really angry with me but my uncle thought i was great and gave me a high five
The problem is not everybody listens so you have to take precautions against shit like that you cunt.