• Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
  • Me: no
  • Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via sorry)

beelzeburg:

This is… not any less creepy in daylight

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howunpleasant:

when i was little i actually questioned why girls were supposed to cross their legs and when i was told “because boys will look up your skirt” i said “then tell boys not to look up our skirts” and my grandma got really angry with me but my uncle thought i was great and gave me a high five

The problem is not everybody listens so you have to take precautions against shit like that you cunt.

(Source: howunpleasant-moved, via perks-of-being-chinese)

wanksclub:

"i’m straight" *crowd boos*

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beefjorky:

michaxl:

I can’t be a parent what if my kid is allergic to dogs

image

(Source: michaxl, via sorry)

oscob:

sorry

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